is jesus coming back, or what?

um.. guys.. this was supposed to be a joke thread. i'm atheist. no god. no heaven. no hell. bible = fiction.

where would you like me to post it? somewhere no one will read it? at least it got some good feedback. i didn't expect it to.

and after i posted those, the responses that inspired me kept coming. seems you're the only one who's not with the program. now, stop being a dick and prove me wrong.