Is god real?

I can't because I do believe in God, Bob, but I am just arguing against the way some people choose to preach.

The thing that I believe in is that there is a God, and some sort of afterlife, both of which are shrouded in mystery, no one can ever know what these two things really are. The only way that you should live your life is by two guidelines, have fun and don't hurt other people in any way. If you are doing something that isn't helping other people, and it isn't fun, you shouldn't be doing it. I could go into further detail, but it is really a simple concept, and I think that any logical man up in the sky would agree that people should enjoy themselves in life and help other people to accomplish the same goal.