Relationships Suck 2

Peak time of year to end summer relationships I guess, I will get over it...Being 38 and single is a LOT tougher then being 16, 21, or even 30 and single. Sures theres fish still out there but thats usually because they've been thrown back a few times lol.

Hey Doofus, my mom is single.


Don't take that seriously...

But she is.

Hey Doofus, my mom is single. Don't take that seriously... But she is.

Lol she hot??? And into guys who are bitterly rebounding?? And your name isnt Jarrod is it??? Cause my exs son is named Jarrod and hes heavy into Hendrix...man that would totally freak me out if I had been dating your Mom..

You should get married. That usually fixes things. Call one of those 1-900 #'s that you can order the Russian Brides. It worked for Beavis and Butthead.

But seriously, just go out, and find you another. It's bound to happen.

I plan to marry before I am 25 ......

My mom is liek... 39 or 40 and shes single :P

I wouldnt mind having a zel-member as a step-dad or a moms boyfriend or dater or anything.

Youd have to wait til she breaks up with this dude thats liek.. 31

Bi-Polar? I would never get near one. My mom works with one and she comes home telling me how she says that KKK are coming for her (shes white) and her parents sent the FBI to get her and experiment on her.

It would creep me out way to fucking much

That's not bipolar... that's psychotic.

My mom is liek... 39 or 40 and shes single :P I wouldnt mind having a zel-member as a step-dad or a moms boyfriend or dater or anything. Youd have to wait til she breaks up with this dude thats liek.. 31

Then I could come home from work and beat you......hmmmm this may work for me. Is she hot???

Lol she hot??? And into guys who are bitterly rebounding?? And your name isnt Jarrod is it??? Cause my exs son is named Jarrod and hes heavy into Hendrix...man that would totally freak me out if I had been dating your Mom..

That would be...hilarious.