what would you do?

I'd name him zagggon, that's what I'd do.

I'd name him zagggon, that's what I'd do.

I would advise against doing so. I might spontaneously shove a knife through its throat, if you do that. I gave you a fair warning. Don't hold me responsible for my actions.

Don't worry, I've got my box of KABOOOM! Cereal.

That's the point.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

You could just save me some trouble and find out if that quote above is true.

While we're on dead baby jokes...

What's grosser than a trashcan full of dead babies?
A live one in the bottom eating his way out.

I'd treat him with respect and do everything he needs.

I'd treat him with respect and do everything he needs.

Before I killed it.