What state is your keyboard in?

My first keyboard met its fait when i spilled juce all over it.
My second keyboard met its fait when i spilt pop on it.
My Third keyboad met its fait when i broke it in two cues of lag
(yea im a damn freakout and a loser lol )
My Forth keyboard met its fait when my Tower tiped over and tore the keyboard plug out of the back. and broke it.
My Fifth keybored. well.. its still here. its missing the left windows key.
and the "E" sometimes stops working. uhh... its pritty clean. (i clean it cues i dont like the little crusties and hair.. yes hair.. under the keys)

My first keyboard met its fait when i spilled juce all over it. My second keyboard met its fait when i spilt pop on it. My Third keyboad met its fait when i broke it in two cues of lag (yea im a damn freakout and a loser lol ) My Forth keyboard met its fait when my Tower tiped over and tore the keyboard plug out of the back. and broke it. My Fifth keybored. well.. its still here. its missing the left windows key. and the "E" sometimes stops working. uhh... its pritty clean. (i clean it cues i dont like the little crusties and hair.. yes hair.. under the keys)

What are you, retarded?

Anyway, most of my keyboards break when I get angry and smash them. Luckily, I've got about 10 backup keyboards in my closet. I'm not kidding either.