If you could meet anyone...

Hmm, are you sure you can even operate a firearm? Have you ever been hunting? Are you going to use your own gun, registered in your name? Boviously, you havnt thought the assasination out yet. So stfu until. Kthxyou

Any answer to any of these questions you tell yourself is just an assumption.

In other words:

1. Yes, definitely.
2. Why would I kill animals when humans deserve it more?
3. No.

But....what if Jesus wasn't a good guy? What if you meet someone, and your vision of them is blown to hell? No need for me to worry, though.

Ingrid Newkirk (So I can eat a burger in front of her)
Zoroaster
Buddah
Confucious (spelling?)
Uma Thurman
Samuel L. Jackson
Morgan Freeman (If I still live in Mississippi, I could find his house there...but I'd be turned down probably)
Humphrey Bogart
James Cagney
Eli Whitney
John C. Calhoun (The man needed a few bitch slaps to get some sense in)
Henry Clay (The same reason as Calhoun)
George Washington

Ridley Scott
John Mathieson
Slawomir Idziak
Steven Spielberg
Hitler (I would kick him in the groin, just so I can say I did it)
Winston Churchill

Hitler
Dr. Mengele
Bruce Lee
Jet Li
Attila The Hun
Alexander The Great
Marcus Aurelius

God, if he exists.
Jesus, if God doesn't exist.
If Jesus was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Albert Einstein.
If Albert Einstein was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Chuck Palahniuk.

God, if he exists. Jesus, if God doesn't exist. If Jesus was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Albert Einstein. If Albert Einstein was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Chuck Palahniuk.

That's sort of similar to my list!