The mighty Sov has fallen

Actually its just recently been discovered that the translation for the devils "address" was mis-translated, the new number to fear is 616. Hard to believe all those christians and catholics have been scrrd of the wrong number. Haha, just think about all the other things that have been translated wrong.
Scientist1:Hey umm guys, according to this verse Jesus actuuualy was a woman.
Scientist2:*Wack*
Scientist3:What did you do that for?
Scientist2:If my wifes mother in law found out I was responsible for the uprooting of the catholic religion, she'd take me down(to hell) w/ her.

Edit:

Chris Wattie National Post May 4, 2005 Satanists, apocalypse watchers and heavy metal guitarists may have to adjust their demonic numerology after a recently deciphered ancient biblical text revealed that 666 is not the fabled Number of the Beast after all. A fragment from the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament, dating to the Third century, gives the more mundane 616 as the mark of the Antichrist. Ellen Aitken, a professor of early Christian history at McGill University, said the discovery appears to spell the end of 666 as the devil's prime number. "This is a very nice piece to find," Dr. Aitken said. "Scholars have argued for a long time over this, and it now seems that 616 was the original number of the beast." The tiny fragment of 1,500-year-old papyrus is written in Greek, the original language of the New Testament, and contains a key passage from the Book of Revelation.

Damn JEWS! Fucking w/ the bible.