Kegger 2.0

Takes a while to learn to like beer.

I've been drinking since Freshman days, and I despise all beer. The good ones I like even less due to the fact they have more taste. I've alwats been a hard liquer guy. I'll drink it if its free of course.

Pick a beer. (I went with Bud Light since everybody drinks it.) Drink it at every party. Just beer. Just takes a couple of months if you actually hit up parties often.

I hate beer, but I did have a few cans of Blue Ribbon Light (so fucking gross) last night to get a buzz.

I hate beer, but I did have a few cans of Blue Ribbon Light (so fucking gross) last night to get a buzz.

You will bow down to my 1337 beer drinking skillz.

Had that last night, i told my mom tonight though that after reading my new HP book, i need to celebrate, so she 'suprised' me with another 22 oz, this time of Coors light

I've never seen a 40oz in my life, but thats what i want!

Pick a beer. (I went with Bud Light since everybody drinks it.) Drink it at every party. Just beer. Just takes a couple of months if you actually hit up parties often.

That's actually what I did. I hated drinking beer until I learned the game Tippycup. You guys ever heard of it? Here's how you play: form 2 teams (preferably boys vs. girls) and get a cup of beer ready. First person has to down their beer and then set the cup on the edge of the table upside down and has to flip it so it does a front flip and lands straight up. Then it's the next person's turn.

That's what got me into not having a problem with drinking beer.

How was your kegger, Bob?

I am drunk now. It is 11:00 a.m. I have boobies on my hand. I passed out on my kitchen floor. I didn't have pants on when I woke up.

Sounds.. retarded.

What's your sophisticated version of a Kegger then??

A little evening party with flutes of champagne and everyone in ball gowns and tuxedos?? A small chamber orchestra playing away in the background whilst you are surrounded by a bunch of nobs tittering politely at your latest crass rendition of an old joke??

Search the net for your shaming pictures.

I live about 40 minutes West of you Bob.

I am drunk now. It is 11:00 a.m. I have boobies on my hand. I passed out on my kitchen floor. I didn't have pants on when I woke up.

Hopefully the boobies are attached to a woman and you didn't have a drunken violence spree. Sounds like everything worked out as planned.

Drink Warsteiner!