I have an itch

use a hairbrush it works so good or just go with 1dumbman and get your mom thats what i do

use a hairbrush it works so good or just go with 1dumbman and get your mom thats what i do

Yeah I also get your mom... Every night.

Yeah I also get your mom... Every night.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You could follow the example of a goat and rub yourself against a really rough brick wall for a bit. It works...to some extent. At least you won't have any back skin left to have an itch...

You could follow the example of a goat and rub yourself against a really rough brick wall for a bit. It works...to some extent. At least you won't have any back skin left to have an itch...

Just massive loss of blood.

Just massive loss of blood.

which will require a really big bandage.

If u want to get rid of the itch, jump in a shower and throw a hairdryer into it. The electricity will stop ur neurons from aggrevating a certain area which causes itching. If u are lucky enough to survive, then ull never be itchy again

Hey, this was supposed to be in the help forum damnit. Oh and i think im gonna go with the rake idea... sounds good.

Hey, this was supposed to be in the help forum damnit. Oh and i think im gonna go with the rake idea... sounds good.

FOOL!

Goats. Always good role models to follow.

Didja know, Pygmy GOats (the type I've got two of) are one of the most intelligent goat species. For example, if they find something is wrong in their living area, for example a fence with a goat-shaped hole in it, they will stand next to that hole and bleat madly until their owner comes along to fix it. If they do manage to escape, however, they will either stay just outside the stables, or trot up to the owners house and bleat madly to tell them they've escaped.

Very clever.

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The rake sounds good.

Hopefully it'l still work 3 days after the initial itch.

Put some botox on it before you scratch. Make your back look young again too.