I have an itch

You could follow the example of a goat and rub yourself against a really rough brick wall for a bit. It works...to some extent. At least you won't have any back skin left to have an itch...

Just massive loss of blood.

Just massive loss of blood.

which will require a really big bandage.

If u want to get rid of the itch, jump in a shower and throw a hairdryer into it. The electricity will stop ur neurons from aggrevating a certain area which causes itching. If u are lucky enough to survive, then ull never be itchy again

Hey, this was supposed to be in the help forum damnit. Oh and i think im gonna go with the rake idea... sounds good.

Hey, this was supposed to be in the help forum damnit. Oh and i think im gonna go with the rake idea... sounds good.

FOOL!