Clan Pictures thread.

"My god, you're small," doesn't exactly constitute for the meaning you are trying to give it..

Funny man.

If you want, I can provide both the context and complete wording of said quote, in which case it would be kind of hard for you to twist the meaning.


BAM!

Was she speaking in context of a god that is known for ant like features? If you can't confirm or deny it, don't even reply.

Shortly after a round of mind-blowing sex in the hot tub:

Laura: (Gasping for breath after her second orgasm in 20 minutes) "You....are....a god!"

Hot tub sex is so much better. The girl stays wet and you basically have infinite strength to lift her to whatever position you want.

Oh, and after further analysis of her quote, I found that if you greatly enhance the dots to a zoom of approximately 1,000,000 times magnification, they are actually words being muttered under her breath, explaining, "I just faked another orgasm. I wish his penis was larger."

Sorry JR, you can't argue against scientific facts.

this might be the funniest conversation i have ever read

I Am About To Die From Laughing So Hard>>!!!!

You have offended my honor! I challenge you to a duel!

You killed my father. Prepare to die.