Roller Coasters

But then you'd be footing bills for lots of booze.

And she could be a really mean drunk and go into blind rages at the drop of a hat.

You know, that could be the idea for a 500 footer. Slowly (or at 120mph) go up the 500ft climb to absolute 'pissed out of your skull' drunkeness before flying down a hell of a lot of track that symbolises the different mood swings of a drunk. You get off and you've got an absolute bastard of a headache, which itself symbolises the drunk waking up in the morning and telling their idiotic sister to STOP FUCKING SINGING!