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View Poll Results: Does Kenpo get a Stripper?
YES, he deserves it! 9 81.82%
NO FUCKING WAY HE DESERVES IT! 2 18.18%
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Should Kenpo Get A Lap-Dance?
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Posted 2006-03-15, 08:59 AM
For anyone who hasn't heard, Kenpo and his wife are renewing their wedding vows this Saturday. He has asked me to be his best man. I was honored and accepted. However, sticking with traditions, I believe the best man might also be responsible for getting him a stripper.
SO VOTE NOW, DOES KENPO NEED A STRIPPER - LET ME KNOW!
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Posted 2006-03-15, 09:29 AM in reply to GutterMind's post "Should Kenpo Get A Lap-Dance?"
Would the stripper be from Platinum Plus or J-Wags?
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Posted 2006-03-15, 10:11 AM in reply to Techniplex's post starting "Would the stripper be from Platinum..."
Techniplex has finally graced us with his presence!

Hell yeah Kenpo needs a stripper. While you are at it, send me one too.
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Posted 2006-03-15, 10:12 AM in reply to sue_13's post starting "Techniplex has finally graced us with..."
Yes, get him one. I actually voted no, but that was before I read the context of the lap dance!
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Posted 2006-03-15, 12:17 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Yes, get him one. I actually voted no,..."
Very yes.


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Posted 2006-03-15, 12:21 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Yes, get him one. I actually voted no,..."
Titusfied said:
Yes, get him one. I actually voted no, but that was before I read the context of the lap dance!
You are a moderator, you can change your vote...
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Posted 2006-03-15, 12:58 PM in reply to Sum Yung Guy's post starting "You are a moderator, you can change..."
C'mon now, that would mean I have to actually do something.

Lazy. Beotch!
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Posted 2006-03-15, 05:19 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "C'mon now, that would mean I have to..."
Just to clarify Techniplex's response, Platinum is a premier strip-club in Memphis with the finest bitches in town. Jaywags is this biggest fag bar. So which will it be, does Kenpo get a female stripper or a male stripper. HIS FATE IS IN YOUR HANDS!!!

And by the way, you guys will be happy to know that I just purchased 2000 paintballs to decorate his car this Saturday at the wedding. I will try to post some pics early next week.
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Posted 2006-03-15, 06:24 PM in reply to GutterMind's post starting "Just to clarify Techniplex's response,..."
You are my fucking hero.


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Posted 2006-03-15, 06:30 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "You are my fucking hero."
So do i get a stripper at my wedding>?
Out in this cold hearted world is a warm sense that comes from only one. It is true cause his name states what kind of person he is. With honor comes glory and with glory comes GLORY GAMER
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Posted 2006-03-16, 06:11 AM in reply to glory_gamer's post starting "So do i get a stripper at my..."
Glory and kampo are going to give each other lap dances!!
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Posted 2006-03-16, 12:38 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Glory and kampo are going to give each..."
Thats weak titus, i know you could do alot better.
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Posted 2006-03-16, 12:59 PM in reply to glory_gamer's post starting "So do i get a stripper at my..."
glory_gamer said:
So do i get a stripper at my wedding>?

Yes, me.


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Posted 2006-03-16, 11:26 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Yes, me. :killgrin:"
Stripper=no renewed vowels, but a fresh divorce.
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Posted 2006-03-17, 06:51 AM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Stripper=no renewed vowels, but a fresh..."
Indeed. Then do it! Make her strip, then fuck her, then beat the living piss out of her and take all her money! Hahahaahaaha! I only did that twice, but it was so fun, and rewarding! Then again, I'm a scumbag that will be in hell.
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Posted 2006-03-17, 02:48 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Indeed. Then do it! Make her strip,..."
Stop confusing GTA with real life.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-03-17, 05:12 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Stop confusing GTA with real life."
Okay, let me get this straight:
1. Glory is kenpo's stripper
2. JR is glory's stripper
3. Titus had 2 strippers, beat the piss out of them, but doesn't get a third one
4. Willkill fucks himself in the ass
I think I got it!!!
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Posted 2006-03-17, 08:58 PM in reply to GutterMind's post starting "Okay, let me get this straight: 1...."
That's perfect!


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Posted 2006-03-17, 09:08 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "That's perfect!"
Where would Petey fit in to all of this?
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Posted 2006-03-17, 10:00 PM in reply to GutterMind's post starting "Where would Petey fit in to all of this?"
5. petey is glory's bitch till the day he dies. but even then he will still be glory's bitch.
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