The Grand Entrance of Velox Mortis

I miss u to titus I'll get on this weekend if I dont go home.
Maybe Fri./

Well, im going home Friday and can play this weekend. My buddy, Velox, is going to my house so hell be playing too. He kinda sucks but will get better with practice. I promise that he will be the true meatshield.

Nice. I won't be able to play Friday though. It's my last day at my current job (I'm starting a new job on Monday), and we are all going out for a happy hour, which will turn into a 10 hour drinking fest and me getting majorly fucked up. I will be on for a LONG time on Saturday though.

I will be on Friday and Saturday nights, so I can help share in the meatshield responsibility!!!

Awesome, im playing on Friday and most of Sat. My friend george will be playing too, probably on kujo's account, but we might have to play split screen if my brothers being a dick,

Whats up people - yeah JR its me George. I agree with Titusfied, Glory, go get some pussy, that alongside alcohol and rocknroll is what college is about. Just make sure no one sees you when you slip her a roofie and then drag her upstairs or whereever.

Your new name is Quagmire.

Damn Velox sure does know how to make an entrance.

Glory, it's your first weekend at college. Go out and party and make some new friends. Going home your first weekend would be the GAYZOR!

Yeah, seriously! Go rape a slut and become friends with her after!

Glory should go out. Why go home? I dont get it.