Im finally on this site

If Ketchup sticks up for anyone he is getting terminated with extreme prejudice.

sue you know you can suck my balls any day

And get 1st degree burns on his face..

whats up ketchup

Well the Temp in his pants is one thing.

the temp in all mens pants is up to keep the testies warm. If it gets cold, then they rise into the body to keep warm. That or if a real ugly chick walks by.

Yeah but he is a Fire Crotch.

the temp in all mens pants is up to keep the testies warm. If it gets cold, then they rise into the body to keep warm. That or if a real ugly chick walks by.

That last part was the kicker, haha.

Well Ketchup's testes are warm enough to keep an entire room of testes above average temperature.

But if your testes get too warm, they can't produce sperm as well and the sperm they do produce die quicker than normal. Which is why the testes are in a little sac outside the body - to keep cool.