Im finally on this site

But if your testes get too warm, they can't produce sperm as well and the sperm they do produce die quicker than normal. Which is why the testes are in a little sac outside the body - to keep cool.

but thats good! less sperm = less babies

Oddly enough, I like Ketchup and have good times on Live, but I don't give a fuck what the temp of his balls are....

Unless they touch u.

but thats good! less sperm = less babies

You do know that even if there was 99.9999% less sperm there'd still be more than enough to get you preggoz.

The only reason there's so much is because not one will stop and ask for directions.

and they are to selfish to share the egg so they will go in all directions to be "the one"

and most fail. miserably. which is good cause that means no babies!

I wouldn't take my chance if I were you with just overheated testicles on your side :P.