What have you bought today?

Did your mom tell you?

You're either 500 lbs. or one of those skinny kids that devours everything and keeps trim.

I'm the latter.

Bought some new glasses today... well, picked them up. Pair of half-rimmed specs, and a pair of prescription shades. Very nice they be.

You're either 500 lbs. or one of those skinny kids that devours everything and keeps trim.

Skinny devourer.

I used to be like that. I could eat ANYTHING I wanted and not go over 150. Now, I weigh 175. I don't know what happened... maybe it's the beginning of a beer belly....

Oh fuck.

I weigh 180 but I'm also like 6'3"

Hmmm... 5' 9" and 125.

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I forgot to say earlier - I bought a new fountain pen today. Parker Jotter. Same one I've had for 7 years. Good pen.

3 Pizzas, 2 orders of Cheezy Bread and 1 bottle of diet coke.

Also a couple of 30's and handles

Standard Full Throttle and AriZona Iced Tea.