Deceiving bitches

Try to convince her into one last fling and tehn while your making out tie her or handcuff her to the bed, call a college house, yes a whole house, and tell them about the free fuck. Or if your inherently evil like me you might just piss in her and take some pics.

That only will lead to police and lawyer involvement.

So? It's your word against hers, and if you're me your word is worth a lot.
Either way I don't like girls enough to get into a relationship with. Although this gay thing sounds pretty fun if the guy isn't a little bitch.

You'd still be prosecuted and you'd probably lose the suit if there was one pushed forth.

Being gay has all the ups and downs of being straight. I'm a tad bitchy, but I'm not bad otherwise. I just have to keep a leash on my boyfriend is all (I mean that metaphorically, you perverts). :|

Except for the fact that being straight means having children unless a gay couple wants to adopt.

You forget surrogate parenting. I'm going to opt for that in the future.

One day you'll have a little D3v of your own.