DMV Driver's License Test?

Haha, my british chemistry professor hated the French. He called them Froggies.

I call them pussy bastards that stink like what comes out of my behind.

It's an British thing.

I was in quite the hurry today, and as usual I was stuck behind a driver going about 10 miles under the speed limit. about 2 miles later I finally was able to pass him, only to look over and notice that he was FUCKING SHAVING WHILE DRIVING.

I almost shot him.

Shaving while driving...

lol. That's a new one.

Actually I've seen that on some of the busier highways I drive on in the morning, there actually tons of these fuckers that have the electric shavers swerving in and outta traffic, trying to line up their beards in fucking rushhour traffic.

They need to legalize side-swiping in these cases....

I know a lot of business men that carry electric razors in their pockets to avoid the shadowtime and be able to fix any hairy blemish that comes up!

Now that's actually quite a good idea.