Favorite Season

The only really bad thing about snow here in Utah is people drive like they've never seen snow in their life and their freaked the hell out by it.

Then again, maybe the snow has nothing to do with it. People drive that way when there's no snow at all.

I was about to say. People are the same way in Florida when it rains... They love to test their brakes while making sure their anti-lock still works, bastards.

I encounter two camps of drivers during wintertime.

One, the douchebags you just mentioned. They drive like 80-year-old frenchmen, creeping down the freeway at a blistering 20 MPH.

Two, the assholes who drive like they're playing Burnout, and that the snow all over the road is a FEATURE rather than a hazard.

I didn't know you lived in Utah, King. Whereabouts?

Salt Lake City. Murray area. I just moved here last year. Got my own place living with Nikki. We're engaged and all that jazz.

And just like before, I don't think the snow has anything to do with that. There are drivers of both types even when there's not a speck of snow on the road.

Yeah, but the snow only compunds that annoyance. It's a modifier, giving supernatural qualities to what would normally be an average irritation.

Congratulations, bro. Hope everything works out for you two!

Thanks.

How do you like this weather lately? It's hot as balls. Then again, I'm not used to Utah summers. This seems to be fairly normal for here, just not for so long.

It's way fucking hotter than it should be, King. My dad still lives in Dallas, and the weather down there is more temperate than here. The heat index is a lot fucking worse, but the actual temperature is in the low 90's. It's what, 97 to 100 most days lately?

Same here in FL. This time of year it usually cools down somewhat, on the days that it hasn't rained we've had mid 90's for MOST of the day, after about 9:00am we're into the 90's and the heat index has been 100-115 for most of the last month. It really sucks.

It's way fucking hotter than it should be, King. My dad still lives in Dallas, and the weather down there is more temperate than here. The heat index is a lot fucking worse, but the actual temperature is in the low 90's. It's what, 97 to 100 most days lately?

Sounds about right. They had predicted it would be cooler this week, but it's no different. Now they are predicting next week. I'm not going to hold my breath.

You need to stick around this time duder.