Do you wear eyeglasses/contacts?

No, but I do need them. Too much time in front of a computer seems to have screwed my vision a bit.

I'll probably go have my eyes checked when I get some Vision coverage at a job.

Don't wear them myself either. But this screen will slowly eat away at my vision so don't worry, I'll join you soon enough.

No, I do not. I have very good vision. Super genes.

Except my genes mostly suck

No, I do not. I have very good vision. Super genes. Except my genes mostly suck

I understand, conceptually, your premise