The insane beginning to my work day

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WHAT THE FUCK?

Alright.. update for all of you.

She came back to work today... I saw her and she waved at me, so to be nice I waved back. That was about 4 hours ago.

About 1 minute ago, she walked into my office and said "How Do I look" ?

I said Uh, fine? And then she continues to tell me "I just took my bra off"

So now i don't know what the fuck to say, and then she asked me "Are you taken?" And i told her, YES! I have a girlfriend, and her name is shelby."

So then theres this awkward silence for about 10 seconds (which felt like a half hour) and she finally says "So I just did all of that for nothing?" ...I don't know what the fuck she's talking about, so I just don't say anything, and then she says "should I just go dig my own grave back up?"

So confused and speechless, I just say no. When she heard that she then asked me one more question, "Should I go put my bra back on?" And I told her Yeah that would probobly be a good idea. And then she walked out...

What the FUCKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk?!?!

(And for those of you wondering, yes she had a shirt on the entire time)