should i get stiches?

Saturate the cut in a salt water/vinegar solution.

Your hand will be healed and feeling great in no time!

Fill a rubber glove with equal parts cornstarch, pickle juice, and Windex. Wear said glove while sleeping for three nights straight, not changing the contents no matter how it may begin to smell. On the fourth night, add 4 cloves of garlic to the glove and continue to wear it at night for the rest of the week. (Warning: make sure you use exactly 4 cloves. Any more or less could prove fatal.) Finally, at the end of the week, refrigerate any remaining contents of the glove for 1 hour, then ingest the precipitate.



Or seek real medical advice.

Lol dude, you kill me. +rep if I could.

sorry, im alergic to garlic

Are you serious? Lol!

Did you get anything done with it? You should see a doctor!

im prob gonna go tomorow cause i think its starting to show signs of infection

and yea, i really am allergic to garlic

I would have thought that if you had noticed that, when you went to sleep, that it was bleeding, that you would have taken the initiative to go to the doctor.

Too bad, have fun with you hand.

Oh, I said the 'Are you serious' because you believed that would work.

no i didnt. i kenw it was a joke, and ws playing along. how come everyone else can do that and i cant? losers.