Lenny's Text to Speech!

Could be fun..

This Mighty Duke is wont to appease the uneducated on occasion. It keeps them happy, you see, and happy peasants are less likely to revolt. But even so, I have large rooms in my castle full of cake, should that terrible time come. And if it does, well, I have enough strong arms on my serving staff for at least three days and three nights of lobbing said confectionary at the commoners.

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Anyway, currently the only request is from Thanatos, which is to read the post that was directed to GLG. Might take me a while - in Word it's three pages long!

I have a request for Lenny. This comes from a Dawkins book, so I've heard it in a British accent before, but it would be awesome to hear it from another British accent:

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

Just one moment whilst I untie my tongue, please.

Now, do you want that done in one take, or can I mix and mash?

Oh, and quoted so he can't change it:

I have a request for Lenny. This comes from a Dawkins book, so I've heard it in a British accent before, but it would be awesome to here it from another British accent:

EDIT: Here you go, MJ. If you want me to cut it down to just the quote, then I can do.

I'll have to wait till the morning to listen to it -- girlfriend's sleeping right now.

And that's what? Two mistakes this year, then?

Haha, yep. I even say in the recording that, "I've found his second mistake of the year".

Oh my fucking God, that was awesome!

Honestly you kinda sound more Australian than British.

You make my username awesome! Why, oh why?! We just don't have the same effect when speaking.