Stupid kid thinks he's a sand ninja

Dude they wouldn't lauch missles at it in the first place. They would all get into their X-Wings and shoot lasers at it until they all get blown up from the asteroid chunks that come off from the shooting.

no i mean these are the kids that will grow up and be in charge of government facilities and think it will be a great experiment to fire at the moon.

I'm pretty sure natural selection will take care of them.

Unless they've got a rich daddy, like Bush Jr.

@ both Atnas and Coffee.

Don't even joke like that...your going to give me nightmares lol. I would hate to see the world become like the Planet Spango from Mom & Dad Save the World.

"The earth man's head is a light grenade, sir!"

"Whatever you do don't pick it up."

"Hey it says "pick me up" on the side, sir."

"Then I guess it's safe to pick up."

60 men later.

"Commander. We might need reinforcements. Over."