Official "Talk Like a Retard" Thread!

Hi I'm Spector, I consistantly use the same moronic insult because my brain doesn't have the mental capacity to think of anything original. This one time I had a girlfriend for like 4 months but then she got a hole and deflated. I asked my mom to call an ambulance, but she said that there are other fish in the sea.. But I really really loved Doggie Style Debbie.

Hi I'm -Spector-, I rarely use a different intelligent compliment because my brain has the incapacity to copy everything plagurized. This two time I had a boyfriend for like 8 days but then she got a lump and inflated. I told my dad to write to a limo, but he said that there aren't any other mountain lions in the desert... But I really really hated Missionary Mary.

I say, this post serves little purpose to my need for an intelectual edjucashun.
I am going to have to ask you to shut the fuck up and get off because it has become apparent that you are indeed someone who is new to the internet and has little experience at talking and therfore should be banned and unable to post.


in short "Off topic" "stfu" "gtfo" "noob" "ban him".

Explain plz. Or I h4x0r j00!

Explain plz. Or I h4x0r j00!

"Ur a n00b. stfu!" If you will.

wakkka wakkkaaa wakkkkaaaaa.... HEYY!!!

"Ur a n00b. stfu!" If you will.

Alright alright, I'll break down, I'm a n00b... but I do have a couple things to say:

You're name is Mason Becker

You live in New South Wales, Australia

You will be turning 19 on the 20th of September. (DOB: 20/09/1990)

I'm pretty damn sure you have an IPhone also, but correct me if I'm wrong.

You enjoy your satanic cult or whatever, and have rather interesting aliases:

Satans_chew_toy666

Chewtoyboy666

Skuria666

Your Myspace gives off the impression that you frequent 4chan.

Your Vampirefreaks profile says that you aren't very fond of Americans (Which seems to be the general consensus of everyone who lives outside the US) and that you haven't met one that isn't a prick. Do you really think all Americans are stuck up arrogant bastards?

Also, you need to cut your hair, I know you're into the satantic/vampire scene but seriously dude, the emo hair cut just isn't cutting it for you.

You do have lots of chick friends on myspace always hittin you up on your MSN, so GG there man but make sure you score a cutie.

http://www.myspace.com/chewtoyboy666

http://vampirefreaks.com/Skurai666

I got bored after this point, but I just wanted to say one thing back to ya, and I quote "Ur a n00b. stfu! If you will."

P.S. I love you

Alright alright, I'll break down, I'm a n00b... but I do have a couple things to say: You're name is Mason Becker You live in New South Wales, Australia You will be turning 19 on the 20th of September. (DOB: 20/09/1990) I'm pretty damn sure you have an IPhone also, but correct me if I'm wrong. You enjoy your satanic cult or whatever, and have rather interesting aliases: Satans_chew_toy666 Chewtoyboy666 Skuria666 Your Myspace gives off the impression that you frequent 4chan. Your Vampirefreaks profile says that you aren't very fond of Americans (Which seems to be the general consensus of everyone who lives outside the US) and that you haven't met one that isn't a prick. Do you really think all Americans are stuck up arrogant bastards? Also, you need to cut your hair, I know you're into the satantic/vampire scene but seriously dude, the emo hair cut just isn't cutting it for you. You do have lots of chick friends on myspace always hittin you up on your MSN, so GG there man but make sure you score a cutie. http://www.myspace.com/chewtoyboy666 http://vampirefreaks.com/Skurai666 I got bored after this point, but I just wanted to say one thing back to ya, and I quote "Ur a n00b. stfu! If you will." P.S. I love you

I'm sorry. you're completely and utterly wrong.
I think Satan is a pussy.