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What have i missed of late, at zelaron, aside the ridiculously suggestive picture at the top.

Skurai came out of the closet, with Thanatos. K_A mysteriously was abducted by aliens somewhere near Utah while camping with some friends of his. WetWired got a virus and was wiped clean.

Mantralord was arrested for public indecency, at Toys R Us. Chruser finally revealed that he is not only a he, but also a she, Chruser is transgendered. KagomJack finally bought a razor and isn't a furry anymore.

Lenny ended up being randomly entered into one of those foreign-bride services online and was arranged to be wed to a 400lb WoW chick here in the states for his citizenship, but hasn't been heard from since. Jessifer and VaultDweller committed suicide jointly roughly a year ago, they drank the Kool-Aid.

NonGayMan revealed his true identity, as Rev Al Sharpton. Hayduke and Kazilla merged accounts. And some douche named Kyeruu keeps posting from his family reunion, at the Zoo.