Omegle - Chat with strangers! - Social Entropy++

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: pony

Stranger: male

You: go on...

Stranger: u female?

You: PONY

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Stranger: hey there ! I am 17/female/germany and i get turned on by drawn animal porn, ask me anything you want! =) (example picture : http://www.imagebanana.com/view/m7qh...da7c43b85e.jpg )

You: wat

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I just smoked 20 blunts

You: SHUT UP

You: YOU'RE A NIGGE

Stranger: Fuck you bitch!!!

You: EAT MY PONY ASS

Stranger: I'll fucking slit your throat!

You: CALL YOUR BLUFF

Stranger: FAGGOT!

You: NOW YOU HAVE TO, PUSSY

Stranger: You fucking faggot get a life!

You: NO U

Stranger: Your a little bitch

You: You're*

Stranger: Cunt ass no pussy getting nigga

Stranger: Loose your virginity you little bitch

You: lose*

Stranger: Tired of your hand yet you faggot?

You: nope

You: it's so good jerking off to your bad grammar

Stranger: Biiiiitch you must not get any pussy

You: YOU WILL LOVE ME!!!!!!!

Stranger: Smoke some blunts nigga

You: BLUNT SOME NIGGAS SMOKE

Stranger: Then you will be tight

You: nigga u night

You: tight*

You: fuuuuuuck

Stranger: You smoke weed?

You: Bitch I AM weed.

Stranger: I Rollin up a whole ounce today

Stranger: I got a 2 25 packs of blunt wraps

Stranger: No "a"

You: I got 2 cars and a job.

Stranger: I got one car and a job

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: And a steady income

You: you ever been to Zelaron?

Stranger: Nah you ever been to Amsterdam?

You: No by my mom has

You: but*

Stranger: Hahahah

Stranger: Man I want to go there really fuckin bad

You: I hear they got some you know what just about everywhere you feel me>

You: ?*

Stranger: My friend his names don he said there isn't a place you cant get any

Stranger: He lives there

You: My buddy Kagom says you can get the fist in Germany, if you get what I'm sayin'

Stranger: Wtf

Stranger: I don't know what "getting the fist" means.

You: Check it on Google.

Stranger: No.

Stranger: Sounds gay

You: It's got a lot to do with paper

Stranger: Just tell me what it is

You: okay so like you make a first and get behind the dude

You: and you bend down and you spread open the cheeks and you

Stranger: Faggot

Stranger: Are you gay?

You: shove it so far up you can touch his urethra

You: and then you keep going until your finger comes out his hole

Stranger: Cool

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Mothafucka, why you bringin' me up to people? I should rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Mothafucka, why you bringin' me up to people? I should rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Shouldn't this be "shit down your throat"?

Naw, s'cool

I'm sorry! You were the gayest person I could think of, okay!?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi, this is Dan.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: oh, great

You: Dan is great.

Stranger: did they start a new thread again or are you doing this just by yourself?

You: What matter is it when I am Dan?

Stranger: It matters to OP, for he probably had some problems in his childhood, resulting in him lurking on 4chan and being considered a 'faggot' by many

You: But OP is but one of many faggots in the land.

Stranger: that is indeed true

You: The day OP is not a faggot is the day the world shall end.

Stranger: OP is Dan.

You: Darkness shall consume the world and all shall be lost as armies of Dan come to arms.

Stranger: hm, could be worse

You: What is worse than armies of Dan? They shall consist of bronies and furries.

Stranger: so what?

You: It shall be like an inglorious Ragnarok.

Stranger: Ragnarök will be pretty badass, with all the Aesir and Vanir fighting giants n stuff

You: Odin will squash all armies of Dan.

You: For the armies of Dan are no match for the Einherjar.

Stranger: These armies probably won't even fight

You: Probably.

You: But it matters not.

Stranger: I saw a huge pile of shit today, I guess it was about 3 lbs.

You: I average 3 pounds of shit a day.

Stranger: you should do something productive or helpful. or educate yourself.

You: Which is why I have never gained a pound.

You: I educate myself in a week's time.

Stranger: now your weight is 0 lbs.? :0

You: oh ho ho ho

You: what you did there, I see it.

Stranger: I has a sad. Help me.

You: Just remember you go down the road, not across.

Stranger: suicide is boring

You: Suicide is painless, it brings on many chanes.

You: Goddammit. I misspelled changes.

Stranger: it is not painless for those who you leave behind

You: Death is never painless for those left behind. Unless they are emotionless.

Stranger: so... are you telling me to turn my family and friends into robots/cybermen and then commit suicide?

You: Yes.

You: And have them do your bidding.

You: And conquer a new nation.

Stranger: okay

You: But now I must take my leave. May Dan be with you.

Stranger: brb

Stranger: kthxbai

You: kthxbai2u2

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