The Bad Advice Game, Volume 2

Problem: My computer fans are uncomfortably loud.

Put toothpicks in them to stop the blades from turning.


Problem: I need to give my car an oil change

Problem: I need to give my car an oil change

Just replace the oil with water, it will save you money and be much cleaner.

Problem: My pizza is too hot.

Just sit on the pizza for a few moments to cool it. Make sure you don't wear pants or underwear.

Problem: I've begun to doubt my existence as well as the existence of those around me. What do?

Problem: I've begun to doubt my existence as well as the existence of those around me. What do?

Only things that are real can be shot. If your bullets pass through them without damage, they are imaginary.


Problem: My neighbor mows his lawn way too early in the morning

Kill your neighbor, bang his wife.

Problem: I have to bake baklava, but don't want to.

Kill your neighbor, bang his wife. Problem: I have to bake baklava, but don't want to.

Print out a picture of the baklava and eat it. Saves you time, and you add variety to your diet.

Problem: I keep procrastinating at work.

Problem: I keep procrastinating at work.

Quit.


Problem: I stayed up all night and now my sleep schedule is fucked