Morning Wood

Sucks ass. When I want to piss after I wake up, I want to piss. Not have my dick tell me 'Wait a second'...

Lmao. I had midnight wood last night. I was trying to sleep and the fucker wouldn't stop throbbing. WTF. Leave me alone so I can sleep.

You can piss with wood, it's just tricky as hell.

hahahahaha, So glad I don't have that problem :P

I'd rather have morning wood than PMS.

Right about now I start having AWFUL cramps...but b4 i had the baby i hardly had any pain. I'm pretty much constantly a bitch tho . I'm pretty easy going, if I have everything I need done...done. lol.

I'm pretty much constantly a bitch tho

Glad we got that settled!!

I wake up with morning wood every goddamn day and it's absolutely annoying given my morning routine of wake up, go to the bathroom, watch a little TV, then check my forums, etc. I have to wait a half hour just to go to the bathroom. :<

I'm telling you guys, just smack the shit out of it and it'll die in seconds.

I'd rather not.

Yeah...not really looking to abuse myself more than I absolutely have to. The old "flying Superman" pose works just fine for me, thank you very much.

Flying Superman pose?!

Anyway, if I use the bathroom before bed it's not usually a problem.

Still happens. And D3V, is that a new way to get off? Smacking your dick around? Leave that to the ladies...

I wake up with morning wood every goddamn day and it's absolutely annoying given my morning routine of wake up, go to the bathroom, watch a little TV, then check my forums, etc. I have to wait a half hour just to go to the bathroom. :<

So you surf Zelaron with a boner?

By the time I get to Zel it's gone.

But there's still a lingering after-boner.

No, I'm rather flaccid at that point. 8]