You say you want an evolution

The ape was a great big hit

And I'm tired of people claiming they've seen bigfoot, an animal that big would leave huge piles of poop, it would be found. Maybe I should mention I believe in evolution.

Dude, there's lots of evidence for bigfoot...

I know I know, but poop bro, there must be mountains of poop....

I can haz scr33nsh0tz

I know, and it's arms are too long and a human can't walk like that. I am not ruling it's existance out, just remaining entirely skeptical untill I see poop

I'm not sure what to believe in I lean more toward Evolution though. A friend of mine recently tried to argue with me that Evolution is B.S. All he said was "Its impossible that we came from a monkey." then told me that the only evolutions we have had over the past 300 years is that we've gotten taller/not as hairy. Then I asked him to compare us to an ape.

"Its impossible that we came from a monkey."

In all seriousness, I agree. It is impossible that we came from a monkey.

According to south park we came from retarded-fish-frogs.

We have a common ancestor with monkeys . . .

We did not come from monkeys.