Freaky Dreams

When I was very young, and I believe I had a fever of 104, I dreamed that:
There was an large audience, with these people on stage throwing swords, knives, axes, and the like at the audience.
Every once in a while they would hit me, and when it was over I had one leg and one arm, pushing a grocery cart with my limbs in it out of the place. Then someone said "haha you lost most your body parts" or some shit like that... Fucking wise guy.
Then I said "I dont care, it's only a dream..." then I woke up.
Weirdest ass dream I ever had.