Is god real?

God is a cover created by aliens to destroy humanity.

Once upon a time there was a person who saw a UFO. That UFO picked the guy up and the aliens in it inserted a chip into his brain with the all the basic religious info in it. He was then told by the aliens that he had to tell this story to as many people he could, or they would come back and anal probe him instead. Tada! couple of thousand years later humanity is destroying itself over this story...this is the truth, no discussion possible.

Q&A
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Q-Why would aliens pick such a long and hard way to destroy humanity?
A-Well dumbass, aliens are immortal and very cruel. they get a hard on from torturing us such a hella long time.

Q-Are those aliens still on earth?
A-

Q-When will humanity be completely destroyed?
A-I dont fucking know, dont ask me bitch.

Q-you wanna end this fucking post already?
A-Yes that would be a good plan indeed.