This challenge/contest has some really easy rules, but winning is a little trickier.
In short, find a nickname which beats Zelaron in all ways. If it's not a well-known one (which means that some domain names might be available), it will score an extra point.
After you guys have managed to reply to this thread with some suggestions, I will host a voting thread a few days later on.
"Stephen Wolfram is the creator of Mathematica and is widely regarded as the most important innovator in scientific and technical computing today." - Stephen Wolfram
if we name it You = Stupid then we Already have a COOL soundbyte for it =o, (For those of you who dont know a couple of us (not sure how many) have a sound byte of chruser saying "You = stupid" into his mic, i still laugh at it) =p