A bad day for Jess.

And so I dub you Willkillforfood: The Used Tampon Disposer.

thx. I <3 you too.

ok ,

Not here .

dude arent those things full of blood and junk? and u wouldnt mind picking it up? either you're sarcastic or you're a sick bastard

He's a really sarky sick bastard, that's what he is.

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What's happening with Customer Services these days, Jess?

Going smoothly, actually. It'll just take a while to get into a certain flow of things. Thanks for asking.

Had any completely mad customers try to cause some trouble? It's always mildly amusing watching them get worked up about some insignificant thing.

Well, last night I had a customer come in and try to cash a payroll check for $40, so I took her liscense, put all the information in, and then the computer told me to call some number because there was a problem with the lady's ID. When I called the person on the other line told me that the lady had an unpaid check in Collections from 1996.

She was...unhappy, to say the least.

I was joking ...and good detective work, jessifer!

Shrug. I just did what the computer told me.

Don't be so modest. You should be given an award at city hall.

Tch. I don't need your sarcasm.