An Iron

Real kicks frozen's ass any day of the week.

Buttermilk biscuits with sausage gravy. Side of silver dollar hash browns. My arteries are hardening just thinking about it. Mmmm...cholesterol.

Well I was saying if waffles are ready to be cooked, and they are in a freezer, are they called frozen waffles or just waffles? Many of my friends seem to think they are called waffles, but I happen to think they are called frozen waffles. Of course you don't say frozen ice cream, because that's just plain stupid.

We're talkin' Eggos here, right?

Yeah. Or Pillsbury. Whatever tickles your, you know, fancy.

Frozen waffles do not tickle my fancy. In fact, they anger it.

[insert picture of Lenny with a pancake on his head]