Phobias

being nude in public is fun! (compltetely kidding) but im not afraid of it. id do it if you paid me. (more kidding)

This leads me to believe you've been streaking before.

This leads me to believe you've been streaking before.

And you haven't?

I've always wanted to have one big group sex like me and a few homies and like 1-2 girls.

You and a few homies... so let's say four guys, including yourself. And 1-2 girls?

Either your homies swing, or you want yourself a good ole fashioned gangbang, right?

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Talking about gangbang... some of you might find this offensive, but whatcha gonna do? I'm thousands of miles away from you.

What's black, has eight legs, and scares women?
Gang rape!

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Which leads us back to phobias - the phobia of rape is Virginitiphobia, which, I have to confess, is one I don't personally suffer from.

And you haven't?

Nope. Can't say I have.

Who hasn't? I remember I was throwing a party at the place I had where I used to live and my stripper friend, Amy, suggested the idea. So off we went, about 15 women, myself and 1-2 other guys. Not a bad ratio.
Ahh, bachelor-times.

And then you woke up.

And then you woke up.

Yeah really, or the porno changed scenes.

The clip on youporn ran out, haha.

Yeah. It must be hard for you to imagine a life where women actually hang out with a member of the male genre, huh?
Quick! Back to your corner!

Yeah. It must be hard for you to imagine a life where women actually hang out with a member of the male genre, huh? Quick! Back to your corner!

I normally don't hang out with any more than 5-6 at once. What'd you do buy them a keg?

I think that was my New Years Eve party, hosted at my old apartment by Allstar Sports Bar / American Diner, "Pimps N Ho's" was the theme. I had 2 kegs, 2 Beer Bongs, 11 bottles of Vodka, 7 bottles of Tequila, 10 bottles of Rum, and 4 bottles of Whiskey. Plus a BBQ.