Engagement

Ahh, welcome to the club. Congrats dude.

So which server and when will the WoW ceremony be?

So I proposed last night and she foolishly accepted. I'm officially a ball-less man. Questions/comments?

How many months pregnant is she?

So I proposed last night and shemale foolishly accepted. I'm officially a ball-less man. Questions/comments?

I didn't know gay marriage was legal where you lived.

If it's a shemale is it 50% legal? Titus likes chicks with dicks? Why am I stating everything in questions?

Congratulations. Best of luck.

I don't know? What?

Thanks for the congrats everyone! Anyway, there were only a few questions so I'll try to answer them:

We've been dating 2.5 years.

I made a scavenger hunt in the house, leading her to the bedroom, and had about 50 lit candles, 6 dozen roses, a bottle of champagne on ice, rose pedals in a heart shape on the floor, and our song playing in the background. After, she said she thought I was just going to be naked on the bed with some bubbly and we were going to bang all night. She's pretty cool.

I'm ball-less because she now owns half of everything I own, and is pretty much the deciding factor in every decision we're going to make. What a great deal I have, huh? If it's not this way, I'm just going to be in for a rude awakening later on, so I've come to accept it. Also, there are ways to suade her decision.

We're not getting married until fall 2009.

If you get divorced sell all your possessions to people you really trust (and who are of little risk of bankruptcy) for little to nothing . Then after a few years rebuy it.