Yea, I got the deckard cain one about 5 times.
I bet that's all the item generator maker could think about at that day he made it
"Stephen Wolfram is the creator of Mathematica and is widely regarded as the most important innovator in scientific and technical computing today." - Stephen Wolfram
0 - 4 Damage
-30 to all skills
Post made on forums describing your mastrubation habits
Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear
I had that "post and newsletter" thing on another item, but not the -30 to all skills. That's hilarious.
"Stephen Wolfram is the creator of Mathematica and is widely regarded as the most important innovator in scientific and technical computing today." - Stephen Wolfram
LoL i thought this one was funny. ehhehe. seeing as how my uncle is a dentist.
Dentist's Ladle of the Heavens
0 - 4 Damage
+6 pain tolerance
+3 to harp playing skills
A RARE!
110 - 230 Damage
Item belongs to Dan
Causes player to sneeze
-30% to skin irritation
30% chance to rip someone off
50% chance item is duped
10% chance of getting trade hacked
Moderators aren't supposed to flame everyone whenever they get an oppertunity to
"Stephen Wolfram is the creator of Mathematica and is widely regarded as the most important innovator in scientific and technical computing today." - Stephen Wolfram