The neverending story

that his sword was flashing, then he went deeper in to the cave and it became darker and darker each step he took when suddenly.......

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta Head up the mountain when he was ambushed by...

A group of giant green monkeys that danced like this:



So he cautiously...

-PozerPunk (Darn monkeys)

raped each monkey. After that he...

swap his sword around their necks

and killed them all. He got bored and continued on his way, he was a branch off, looked dangerous... he debated which path to choose...

He invoked the spirit of the jedi to guide him and to choose the right path then he went to the RIGHT, with sword in hand and shield ready he slowly moved trhu the dark cave until a flame was shot and he quickly blocked it with his shield

He realized it was a minor dragon, and quickly slain it with his sword. He was feeling weak so he ate some flesh. After that he...

continued along untill he found a giant castle, which contained....

when he was in the castle's bridge he saw it belonged to a witch sorceress and her young daughter which was standing in a window, the knight fell in love for her.........when the witch sorceress saw him she imprisoned him in a magical prison..

but the witches daguhter broke him out and they had wild goat secks... after that

...she gave birth to lots of little goats...

And named them all PozerPunk I, PozerPunk II, PozerPunk III, PozerPunk IV...etc.

-PozerPunk (Goats are fun)

But then a really big dragon came flying while they were dancing in the roof of the castle and took the princess in his claws and took off flying to the east, the sorceress tried to shoot the dragon down with magical spells but she failed, the sorceress apologized to the knight and then she magically coverted his armor,shield and sword ..... then she told him he must find her daughter and if he did he could marry her

Hey pozer could you pls stop posting that crap? if your not gonna be serious then dont mes up the story

Crap? Excuse me?

SOME of us around here consider it "lyrical genius".



Just kiddin with ya man, no prob, I'll cut the BS.

Continue on now, heh.

-PozerPunk (Meanie)

Originally posted by Knight-Rider But then a really big dragon came flying while they were dancing in the roof of the castle and took the princess in his claws and took off flying to the east, the sorceress tried to shoot the dragon down with magical spells but she failed, the sorceress apologized to the knight and then she magically coverted his armor,shield and sword ..... then she told him he must find her daughter and if he did he could marry her

Ok lets keep going

...summoned a large eagle for the knight to travel on in search of the Princess.

As the knight was in pursuit of the dragon, he appeared to be getting shot at from below him. He was astonished when he looked down and saw...

-PozerPunk (What did he see?)

Orcs were trhwoing javalins and arrows to him, one of the arrows hit the eagle's claw and it made a jump so quick that the knight fell.....

why would they THROW arrows... lol


but, he was falling soo fast, but an old friend he hadn't seen for awhile, a Wiccan, saved him using a levitation spell. Wiccan set him down...

...and told him a long story about how he could find the ability to use magic.

So the knight searched deep within himself for 5 days, and finally, on the 6th day, he began to feel something strange...something new...

-PozerPunk (What could it be? Magic perhaps?)

He felt the princess hearth and decided to leave his wiccan friend and search for his girl...........

He wandered alone from sea to mountains until finally one day...