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Anywhere.

And there is no sex, in the champagne room.

And there is no cock in Zeal's mouth, ...oh wait, Yes there is!

D3V, why aren't you dead yet? I know you get beat up in school because you cryed about it on a gaming forum. I know your parents don't love you because who could ever love an annoying little prick like yourself. Not one single person on this forum likes you, which is pretty sad because you must have to try pretty hard to be that hated on a damn gaming forum. Heed the signs and contract aids or something.

I like him.

But I'm high.

D3V, why aren't you dead yet? I know you get beat up in school because you cryed about it on a gaming forum. I know your parents don't love you because who could ever love an annoying little prick like yourself. Not one single person on this forum likes you, which is pretty sad because you must have to try pretty hard to be that hated on a damn gaming forum. Heed the signs and contract aids or something.

Who are you again?

Dear god your stupid.

The new Sony unit, Irritating Fanboy 2 is exploding onto the scene! The IF2 comes with state of the art grammar deficiencies, 60 points of shared IQ with 20 points of auxiliary IQ, 20 megs of Sony propaganda and hype storage space, a tiny penis, and the new state of the art "Intelligence In/Bullshit Out" port which can be used to completely ignore facts and data and respond with made-up bullshit and blatant lies!

The IF2 is in stores now and retails for either $299.99 (for the basic package), $349.99 (for the advanced package, including a demo of the new game Disc Read Error 3) or a large slice of your sanity and self-respect for the Deluxe Package, which will grant you a discount coupon for next year's enhanced model, the Deranged Enthusiast 5, or DEV, for short.

Buy yours today, and say goodbye to your will to live!

Where can I order the IF2? It sounds really super!

Try a Klan meeting. I think they've got Sony kiosks at those.

Try a Klan meeting. I think they've got Sony kiosks at those.

Right next to the truck unloading the Twinkies and Mountain Dew, ambrosia of the Fanbois!

Walk in the door, take a left. It's roughly 50 feet down the side of the warehouse. However, they lack power outlets at their meetings, so you have the option of running your IF2 on either Fried Chicken, or you can run the mini-generator which utilizes your morbidly high blood pressure.

Twinkies are fucking awsome.

Mt Dew is eh steve.

Wtf are Twinkies? I've never heard of them. What are they?

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Hmm. I've got an insanely high blood pressure. I could power them for you.

Okle-Dokel.

I just whacked it to this thread.

Fapping right now to it.