I was walking down the street and some guy came to me and said "boy you look like you never lived a day in your life you fucking loser", then I killed him and said "looks like you won't live another!"
Pancakes. I used to hate pancakes, and I loved waffles. However, for the last few years the tables have been turned. I can't stand waffles, but I'll eat pancakes with anything. If Denny's would allow you to substitute fries for a short stack, I'd eat pancakes with my patty melt.
ViciousMilitia said his GF committed suicide and then left.
Actually, you got that backwards. He left, came back with some name like "ViciousMilitiasGF" and said that he killed himself(acting like he was actually a chick and was actually his girlfriend).