If zelaron was a place, what would it look like?

Now that'd be hard. For one the hair part would need to be a few miles wide, and the nose would be stretching up into the sky.

I've been told I've got a Greek/Jewish nose.

im thinking a battlefield, cause most of us will probably be fightining each other

It would obviously be just like the end if Majoras Mask. Inside the clock I believe.

Either a frozen wasteland with a bunch of buck-toothed nerds with freckles, major acne, and ugly-ass glasses in habiting it

or

A regal palace with a shitload of awesome stuff always going on with Chrusher and WetWired getting it on in the royal chamber as they both present themselves as King and Cyborg.

The latter is my true vision

It would prolly look like a giant crowd in a desert, and all these people with no faces and like 30 people with actual faces just wandering around and beating off.

I think it would like the inside of a jar of mayo, but someone pour orange soda in it and mixed in some crushed leaves.

OR

I don't see any skulls or beer anywhere. You are WRONG.

And there's no circle of people smoking.

tiananmen square with WW driving the tank.

I have never smoked in a circle. Why would you do that? So you can touch each other's nipples? Fags.

There definately has to be beer and skulls whoever said that was right.. The idea behind this is eventull to make a picture of it.. so for sure we gotta have beer and skulls.
How about kaos smoking in the bathroom?

What!? Graviton, you just threw me for a loop. I don't know where you come from, but 'round here we circle it up and pass it. Sometimes we could be using the lesser-known square formation, I guess.

We'd vote on our representative, we'd have to chose between Mareep and Ninetails.

Ninetails would win in a landslide, then devour Mareep in traditional Zelaron celebration.

Okay... but it's never in a circle. It can be in a car, or on some couches and shit... but in a circle? Where the hell is there room to sit in a circle anyway? It's not like we can do it in the middle of a park. In fact, there is no park.

What!? Graviton, you just threw me for a loop. I don't know where you come from, but 'round here we circle it up and pass it. Sometimes we could be using the lesser-known square formation, I guess.

Sounds like you're a coach telling a football team some new formation or something. READY BREAK!

Okay... but it's never in a circle. It can be in a car, or on some couches and shit... but in a circle? Where the hell is there room to sit in a circle anyway? It's not like we can do it in the middle of a park. In fact, there is no park.

Umm.. living rooms, garages, other rooms? You can't make circles in there? Do you line up or something.. wtf?

You live in NY. There are parks everywhere.

Hmmm


Zelaron should have two rooms.

Room A:

FLAMING Skulls

Beer everywhere

A guy with a mullet that just rocks out to heavy metal all day and says "Rmm Hell Yeah" in a manly trucker voice.

A vending machine that vends WHATEVER food you need

Insane ammount of strippers who suck you off whenever you want to be sucked off

A brick wall for firing squad executions for FUCKING NOOB FAGGOTS

A Raziel for executing them


Room B:

I dunno you figure it out I'm tired. Something chill.

Lenny tied up on some kind of restraining machine?

And everyone stood round in a circlwe smoking?>

Or lots and lots of retro space invaders games machines. Or all 3!

Something tells me you have a 'binding' fetish.

We'd probably have a nice big room with several couches, a few bongs, beer bongs, open bar, couple of big screens for XBOX 360s, a few pool tables, an aquarium WALL, gigantic hot tub with tons of hot chicks in it, and a whole bunch of random posters and paintings. Oh yeah, and don't forget an organized pirate chest full of different grades of weed and mushrooms.