What is the most embarassing thing you've done around the opposite sex?

yep that def happened last night with TWO girls. I was a mess....

You also woke up on a table today as a result of last night.

Try waking up on a baseball mound 3 miles from your house.

You also woke up on a table today as a result of last night.

No i woke up in bed. It was my 250 pound roomate that slept on the table. On the brightside the cops came to my house to break up a party, but it was just me so i had to go through questioning and all other shit. Amazing neighbor we have (i will stab him soon)

Pics.

You crashed your own party. Lobster

no there were people there, but then our two kegs got killed so we were all running to another party. I was the last one in the house so i was just cleaning and locking up

Try waking up on a baseball mound 3 miles from your house.

lol, you too?

Let's just say I won't drink Tequila, Jag, or Beer in the same night ever again.

sometimes I mix "grape drink" with "mountain blast powerade" and get "diarrhea"

hmm i'd say, i was at my cousins party, all 10-14 year olds, lame ass lame ass, th eparents left and left me in charge, with mt friends sister, (whot eh fuck leaves 2 16 year olds in charge of aparty?) well we sat down and all that crap, things got testy, warm, hot, too hot, and we ended up making out, blah blah, then since i forgot to eat something my blood sugar was terribly low and i fell unconscious, when i woke up, i was in the bed, and the girls kid bro came in and said, "hey hey i'm bringing you what my sis got for her birth day! look!" he brought a fucking vibrator and a picture of a monkey, i just stared with a face like......wtf.........after she came in, i noticed what kindof person she is and i pissed on my self and i got her bed all wet, then i wante d to run but couldn't so i just opened the window and jumped to the trampoline, but fell down the oposite side, and i flip and banged my self o nteh head and fell unconscious again.......good times.........

hmm i'd say, i was at my cousins party, all 10-14 year olds, lame ass lame ass, th eparents left and left me in charge, with mt friends sister, (whot eh fuck leaves 2 16 year olds in charge of aparty?) well we sat down and all that crap, things got testy, warm, hot, too hot, and we ended up making out, blah blah, then since i forgot to eat something my blood sugar was terribly low and i fell unconscious, when i woke up, i was in the bed, and the girls kid bro came in and said, "hey hey i'm bringing you what my sis got for her birth day! look!" he brought a fucking vibrator and a picture of a monkey, i just stared with a face like......wtf.........after she came in, i noticed what kindof person she is and i pissed on my self and i got her bed all wet, then i wante d to run but couldn't so i just opened the window and jumped to the trampoline, but fell down the oposite side, and i flip and banged my self o nteh head and fell unconscious again.......good times.........

This might be the best story EVER

But it is just that: a story, fabricated

I'm sure that is the best he could come up with, too.

kyeruu, you watch too much/many television/movies.

But it is just that: a story, fabricated

U read my mind

hmm i'd say, i was at my cousins party, all 10-14 year olds, lame ass lame ass, th eparents left and left me in charge, with mt friends sister, (whot eh fuck leaves 2 16 year olds in charge of aparty?) well we sat down and all that crap, things got testy, warm, hot, too hot, and we ended up making out, blah blah, then since i forgot to eat something my blood sugar was terribly low and i fell unconscious, when i woke up, i was in the bed, and the girls kid bro came in and said, "hey hey i'm bringing you what my sis got for her birth day! look!" he brought a fucking vibrator and a picture of a monkey, i just stared with a face like......wtf.........after she came in, i noticed what kindof person she is and i pissed on my self and i got her bed all wet, then i wante d to run but couldn't so i just opened the window and jumped to the trampoline, but fell down the oposite side, and i flip and banged my self o nteh head and fell unconscious again.......good times.........

What the fuck. None of that happened. Hell, most of it COULDN'T happen.

psh yeah, of course it's a lie, i was actually afraid, i didn't even think throught that once,! i jsut typed what eve rpopped into my head relative to what REALLy happened at the part, which is just me pissing my self because my blood sugar dropped and such, but still it's fun when people TRY to find the useless crap i write.....except when i'm serious

So you tried to take away the embarassment from you pissing yourself but you embarassed yourself even more by lying.

Good show, old chap.

isn't THAT the point of this thread? i'm just following rules here!

So you tried to take away the embarassment from you pissing yourself but you embarassed yourself even more by lying. Good show, old chap.

He just won the loser of the year award

He just won the loser of the year award

He got that one a long time ago when he pretended to be a girl and flamed himself on a second account.