Hockey Owns Soccer

Now... *looks around* Bashing American football?!? You should be ashamed! I would hit you with a stick if I knew where the hell you were.

I'll PM you my address.

Bring a big stick.

Seriously, why don't you like football?

There's a big stick in my truck already. I keep it in there need the situation arise.

It's been 12 hours since you posted that, and my PM box is empty.

Edit:

Gah.. I'm off topic. Um... I played soccer a long time ago, and our team sucked balls.