110 - 230 Damage
+1 to all moderating skills
+30% to ego
Ignore target's complaints
ROFLMAO
Pubic Hair of Leaping Laughter
4 - 5 Damage
Enables flying
unable to attack
Really happy
Abused Tulip of Ohio
0 - 4 Damage
Hit causes monsters to seek counseling
+4 to all skills for not living in the south
Horadric Chainsaw of Meph Runs
86 - 123 Damage
Allows player to kill Deckard Cain
8000% chance to find magic items
5000% enhanced damaged to demons
Player becomes reclusive
Cruel Blade Of Extacy
Hit causes monsters to pee
+1 To inheatment skill
-10 Targets Clothes
Ignore Targets Shouts
400% ED Pleasure
24% Resists Arrest
+1 Get out of jail free card
-6 Probation Violation
+12 Life in prison
Bloated Net of Wisconsin
89 - 96 Damage
Hit causes target to quit taking water pills
-30 vs female targets (PMS)
+3 to cheese making skills
Ladle of the Pimp
89 - 96 Damage
+3 to Pimping skills
Summons ho's
+900% to find gold