What is the most random thing you've seen today?

What the title says.

I saw a cheerleader come out of hot topic today and it hurt my brain.

I see random stuff every day, I think it would be fun to start sharing these random things with everyone.

A watched a man fall out of a tree head first

Hahaha, I bet that was hilarious to see in person. Did he get hurt badly?

Saw drunk kids playing 4-square at a school at 11:30 PM.

Our high speed printer where I work randomly picked today to strip everything off the gear that controls the paper output collater.

I opened my photography folder, where i keep all my finnished and still need work photos, and someone put in a random picture of grilled chese, and then drew a little man, and it said "Obey the cheese, because cheeseman pwns your mom".

true story.

I was waiting at a stoplight to cross the street. Well, this dude across the way starts walking towards me.. while there is a car coming straight at him. He only looked one way, not both. The car starts slowing down and breaking as the guy turns around and sees a car about 5 feet from him. He jumped up, screamed, and fell down. I tried not to laugh... but it was fucking hilarious.

I witnessed my drunk and stoned roommate trying to get ready for class this morning. He woke up on our floor, jumped up, screamed he was late for class, threw on deoterient (which he basically spread across his entire body) and basically ran to his car naked. He sped off and within 20 minutes arrives home again to kick the crap out of me for not stopping him because he doesnt have class on Fridays.

I witnessed my drunk and stoned roommate trying to get ready for class this morning. He woke up on our floor, jumped up, screamed he was late for class, threw on deoterient (which he basically spread across his entire body) and basically ran to his car naked. He sped off and within 20 minutes arrives home again to kick the crap out of me for not stopping him because he doesnt have class on Fridays.

HAHA! Thats fucking classic.

I was out on my dorm's stoop smoking a cigarette and this 60-year-old guy is walking by. We say what's up, and then he stops, and says 'Do you guys ever stop?' After that, we had no clue what he was talking about, but he talked about stopping for something. Then, we asked if he took any classes. He said no, that he only took pictures, offered to take pictures of us, and said he was only there to take a picture of this detailed eye in the art center, to show people what it's like to be 60 years old. I thought he was on acid or something. What the fuck.

He probably was on some form of drugs. Sounds like it.

Guy riding his hugeass mountain bike down our narrow dorm hallway

Idk, probably walking into the bathroom to see somebody had made a house out of the magazines and left it in one of the stalls, should've taken a picture of it, Lmao.

Eh. Today is my day off so I doubt i'll be seeing anything weird, but when I woke up my hand hurt like a bitch so I took a look at it and for some reason it looked broken to me. (This was probably no more then 20 seconds after opening my eyes). Took me a second to come to my senses.

I saw a cheerleader come out of hot topic today and it hurt my brain.

One reason I haven't really went to one for about 4-5 years.

i saw a girl swallow an entire 24ounce coke bottle.

Screenshot or it didn't happen.

i saw a girl swallow an entire 24ounce coke bottle.

BS. Not even possible.

Saturday night was homecoming at the college. I was just getting back from drinking some captain and coke at my buddy's house (it's around 11), and I walk up to my dorm complex. There are about 30 people outside of the football dorm (the one adjacent to mine), and I see this drunk kid run up and just biff it onto the ground, faceplant and all. Here's the kicker. He thought someone had tripped him, so he jumped up swinging (his face covered in blood), and some jock just punched him out.


I also saw someone drink 'grape soda' and then proceed to throw up for about a half hour. Turned out to be someone's container for the dip they had just thrown in. Yuck.

I also saw someone drink 'grape soda' and then proceed to throw up for about a half hour. Turned out to be someone's container for the dip they had just thrown in. Yuck.

Alright now that's just disgusting.