Me and my friends were on my trampoline last night, and we had the craziest conversations, and it was pretty cool. We had some cool ideas. And I was wondering some deep thoughts that you guys might have. Please no things about the election, and please try to respond in a civilized manner, no bashing opinions.
Honestly, most of my deep thoughts involve reasons of why Hitler had a good idea. Assuming I could make a painless instantaneous death device, I'd kill most of the world for fucking up the gene pool.
Laps. You sit down, you've gotta lap, but what the hell happens to it when you stand up???
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Teflon, wonderful stuff. Sticks to nothing, so how the hell do they get it to stick to the pan?
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Dogs. Crazy little critters. If you blow in their face then 9/10 they will try to rip your head off, so what the hell do they do when in a car travelling at high speeds? Stick their heads out of the bloody window!!!