Have you ever been in a fist fight?

first fight ever, this kid in kindergarten used to try to kick me, so one day i stood there and tried to get him to kick me but this time i grabbed his foot. i was pretty sure i invented that move at that point!!! he fell!
one day same kid is running and falls flat on his face, so instead of helping him up i walked over and kicked him right in the ass! some girl said she was going to tell on me so i pretended i was an insect and chased her away! i miss kindergarten.
first grade, two kids named vincent, one white, one black, white vincent comes up behind me and puts me in a full nelson, black vincent comes up in front of me and kicked him right in the fucking dick!!!!
the next day in the morning anouncments it was made very clear that kicking another student in the dick was not allowed. i had a fucking bloodblister i got kicked so hard. im glad it wasnt my balls!

3rd grade me and this kid used to both like this girl (that later i discovered was already a slut cause she asked me if i wanted to touch her pussy, and yeah she used that word too, i think back now that maybe something was going on at home because she shouldnt have known about that being a pleasurable thing yet, or calling it her pussy so freely, i told i didnt think we were ready for that, i was still into gi joes anyway) so me and this kid used to wrestle all the time, i hated that cause i felt closterphobic, he had one of those head you just love to punch though so it worked out most of the time.
6th or 7th grade there was this kid i used to HATE, we were on a class trip, my mom was a chaperone, he said she was a bitch and then he got punched in the fucking face by me! awesome.
8th grade, he made fun of this girl i liked, so i through him from the class room across the hall without touching the ground, he hit the lockers and slid down like in the movies! me = champion again!
freshman year, BIG kid in my grade. someone made up a rumor that i wanted to fight him, so i hear he wants to fight. for some reason the seniors like me, ive never figured this out but the cool kids in my school were the kids that skated/punk blah blah blah, couple skinheads, no racists. anyway, for some reason they hear about it and by the next day i find out, even though i didnt even have anything to do with this rumor, one of those kids caught him in the cafeteria and through him through a metal exit door and he landed at the bottom of the steps outside and didnt get up. not really a fight but funny.
senior year, i used to take my study hall and sneak into the younger grades gym class when there was a substitute if they were playing volleyball or hockey. i used to love those two thing. i sneak into hockey, some kid slashed my shins so i checked him out an exit door and he landed in a puddle outside. that was funny, he tried to stick me in the balls but missed.
freshman year of college. i go to county. this girl i was with had a stalker x boyfriend that was kind of in the same scene as my crew with bands and whatnot and i guess it wasnt cool with him, im ok, im like 6'1 but this dude is 6'5 and pretty strong. i hear he has it in for me so i gotta be a man and stick with the girl im with even though she ended up being a cunt.
so he comes in the diner and i hear he wants to fight me, so im sitting having some coffee, he comes over i tell him to sit down. im sweating bullets. i basically talk first, tell him that i hear some shit about him wanting to fight me and i dont like that. then he starts talking and basically just explained the situation that he didnt think everything was over between them and we end up kind of talking it out but not before we both agreed we should step outside. im pretty sure it was going to a fight until we looked through the doors and it turns out i got crazy respect for stepping out with this big dude and the whole diner stands up behind me and then he didnt want any part of it. we talked it out, almost a fight, most scared ive ever been but also the best ive ever felt.

another close call im only adding because it was unbelievable, im at the movies with just my girlfriend. i cant stand when people talk in the theatre and neither can she, some kids are talking, and she tells them to be quiet, they talked some more and just cursed. at the end it turns out the kids were like FIVE dudes and some girls so the 5, yeah, FIVE kids stand up and turn around, i figure i can either be a pussy or go down like a champ so i stood up in their face and yelled 'what!?' with hands in the air like a 'can i fuckin help you??' expression when someone has been staring at you a little too long. they didnt know what the fuck to do, apparently they didnt have that 'group mentality' and not any one of them individually felt they would win, which would have been true, none of them by themselves would have beat me, and they all looked at eachother and then started pushing eachother out of the way to get out of the isle!!!! i couldnt believe it and i felt like champ in front of my girlfriend too!!! that was the best id ever felt, fuck that other time i said was the best. this was the best definitely.
i think thats it. its mostly close calls except me getting kicked in the dick when i was in first grade. but if i remember correctly that era was still a good time because by the time i was in third grade i had ikari warriors for nintendo and that ruled!!!!