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Posted 2002-04-21, 11:58 AM
You were a formidable opponent, yet you just didn't have the stamina. Boy.
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Posted 2002-04-21, 12:08 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
well played
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Posted 2002-04-21, 12:13 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
okay i'm clueless, what ya guys talkin about?? :-/
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Posted 2002-04-21, 12:17 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
j/w wtf are yall talkin about?
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Posted 2002-04-21, 12:28 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
you wouldn't understand.
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a sphincter says what
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a sphincter?

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I shouldn't be here.
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Posted 2002-04-21, 02:08 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
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you wouldn't understand.
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you can't kill spam, you can only delay its rage.
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Posted 2002-04-21, 06:52 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
It must be some kind of kinky sex ritual...

Sick perverts.

Next time call me over to join.

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Posted 2002-04-21, 07:08 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
Pozer, ur welcome at my house anytime... lol


















































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Posted 2002-04-21, 07:11 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
que??
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Posted 2002-04-21, 07:12 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
¿Pasa?
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Posted 2002-04-21, 07:14 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
hablas ingleis!
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Posted 2002-04-21, 07:50 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
Las sacapuntas es bonitas.

Go look it up.



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Posted 2002-04-21, 07:58 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
kai ta'e
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Posted 2002-04-21, 08:01 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
i didn't need to look it up:
"the pencil sharperners are beautiful" ?
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Posted 2002-04-21, 08:08 PM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
The sacapuntas is pretty.


my translation...
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Posted 2002-04-22, 12:01 AM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
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j/w wtf are yall talkin about?
Spam warfare
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Posted 2002-04-22, 12:05 AM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
interesting topic must take many hours of strategic thinking
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Posted 2002-04-22, 12:07 AM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
Spam is an ancient art dating back to the 1960s and Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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Posted 2002-04-22, 12:31 AM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
hhmmm haven't seen that one could you use the ancient spam art and enlighten me?
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Posted 2002-04-22, 03:53 AM in reply to McScrotum Itch's post "Absolut..."
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hhmmm haven't seen that one could you use the ancient spam art and enlighten me?
Young man, where have you been!

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Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: (to Waitress) Morning!

Waitress: Morning!



Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;



Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!



Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!
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